Slang Dictionary

airhead noun : A silly, vacuous, unintelligent person.

a.k. noun : Acronym of "Ass-kisser."

ass also arse noun :
1. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person.
2. A dull, heavy, stupid fellow; a dolt.
3. The buttocks.

asshole also arsehole noun :
1. A contemptible, detestable person.
2. A despicable place. ["Omaha is the asshole of the universe."]
3. An anus.

asswipe also arsewipe noun : A contemptible, detestable person.

ass peddler noun : A pimp or prostitute.

bastard noun : A person who is held to be mean or disagreeable.

biddy noun : A woman, especially a garrulous old one.

bimbo noun :
1. A young woman indulged by rich and powerful older men.
2. A woman regarded as vacuous or as having an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal.
3. A vacuous person.

birdbrain noun : A person regarded as silly or stupid.

bitch also biatch also bint noun :
1. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing.
2. A lewd woman.
3. A man considered to be weak or contemptible.
bitch, bitching, bitched, bitches intransitive verb : To complain.

blow verb :
1. To be of poor quality, displeasing.
2. To go away; depart.
3. To perform fellatio on.
blows transitive verb

bollocks noun :
1. Worthless or nonsensical matter; rubbish.
2. An untrue statement; a lie.
3. The testicles.
bollocks verb :
Make a mess of, destroy or ruin.

bonehead noun : A stupid person; a dunce.

bonk verb : To fornicate.

boob noun : A fool.
boobs noun plural : Breasts.

bozo noun : A dunce; a fool.

bug off also bugger off verb : To leave someone alone; go away.

bum boy noun : A young gay male.

bum deal adjective : To be cheated or have bad luck. ["He got a bum deal."]

bumblefuck noun : A location inconveniently far away.

butt munch noun : An asshole, jerk.

chickenshit noun : A coward.

chicken choker noun : A detestable person.

chump noun : Someone who is displeasing; stupid.

cluster fuck noun : An unorganized mess, something that will be difficult to organize again.

cock jockey noun :
1. A promiscuous gay male.
2. A promiscuous woman.

cocksucker noun : A mean or despicable person.

confuckled adjective : Confused; fucked-up. [Contraction of "confused" and "fucked."]

cunt noun : Someone who is despicable and extremely disagreeable.

cunt sucker noun : A derogatory term for a lesbian.

crack snaker noun : A derogatory term for a lesbian.

crap noun :
1. Shit.
2. Falsehoods and lies.
crapped, crapping, craps intransitive verb

creep noun : An annoyingly unpleasant or repulsive person.

crock noun : A collection of lies. [Abbreviation of "crock of shit."]

crud noun :
1. A coating or an incrustation of filth or refuse.
2. Something loathsome, despicable, or worthless.
3. One who is contemptible or disgusting.
4. A disease or ailment, imaginary or real, especially one affecting the skin.

crud bucket noun : Someone who is said to be full of crud; implying that they are full of nothing good, full of foulness and filth; someone contemptible or disgusting.

crummy adjective : Inadequate or displeasing.

cyberwhore also cyberho noun : Someone who engages in imaginary sex using a computer screen and text with another person in a different location via the Internet.

deadass noun : A dull, lifeless, boring person.

deadbeat noun : A poor or homeless person

deadhead noun : A stupid, lifeless, boring person.

dick noun : A penis.

dickbrained noun : A stupid person.

dickhead noun : An idiot; a silly person.

dick smack noun : A moron.

dementoid noun : A mentally unstable person. [A contraction of "demented" and "schizoid."]

dipshit noun : A foolish or contemptible person.

dipstick noun : A foolish or contemptible person.

ding-dong noun : An empty-headed person; a fool.

dingaling noun : A scatterbrained or eccentric person.

dingleberry noun :
1. An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.
2. A contemptible person.
3. Fecal remnants attached to anal hairs.

dingus noun : A person regarded as stupid.

dippy adjective : Not sensible; foolish.

diss verb : To disrespect, ridicule, insult.

dizzy bint noun : A silly, bitchy woman.

dizzy queen noun : A giddy and flamboyant gay male.

divvy noun : An idiot.

do the technicolor yawn phrasal verb : To vomit.

dog noun : A person regarded as unattractive or uninteresting.

doofus also dufus noun : An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.

dook verb : To defecate.

doolally adjective : Mad, crazy, insane.

donkey noun : An exceptionally ugly girl. [Common usage in Midwest USA.]

dork noun : A stupid, inept, or foolish person.
dorkiness noun
dorky adjective

douche-bag noun :
1. An intolerably stupid person.
2. A despicable, dirty or sleazy person. ["He's a real Douche Bag."]

double-bagger noun : An ugly woman. So called because two bags would be needed to avoid having to see her during sex. One to cover her head, and one to cover one's own should her bag accidentally come off.

double Dutch adjective : Nonsense or incomprehensible talk.

double-wide noun : A double-wide trailer home. A term for poor white trash with social aspirations above their actual status.

drag queen noun : A gay man who dresses-up as a woman.

drama queen noun : Someone who makes a drama out of something relatively minor.

drip noun : A tiresome or annoying person.

dumbass noun : A person regarded as stupid.

dumbo noun : A person regarded as stupid.

dumbfuck noun : A stupid person.

dumbnuts noun : An idiot.

durge noun : An obnoxious, annoying person.

dweeb noun : A person regarded as socially inept or foolish, often on account of being overly studious.

e- prefix : An abbreviation of "electronic." [Used in the derogative to personality types online: an e-shank; e-bitch, etc.]

eejit noun : An idiot, a fool. [Irish slang]

ellen noun : A lesbian.

e-shank noun : A sexually unattractive woman with loose morals; usually thin, small-breasted and not good-looking who flirts online because she can't get a date offline.

faggot also faggit noun : A gay male.

fag hag noun : A heterosexual woman who socializes extensively with gay men.

faglame adjective : A weak attempt to flame someone on a message board.

fart knocker noun : An annoying or foolish person.

fatass also fat-ass noun : A fat person.

fathead noun : A stupid person.

fatso noun : A fat person.

feck interjection : A euphemism for "fuck." [Irish slang.]

fecker noun : An annoying person. [Irish slang]

feltcher noun : Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.
feltch verb

ffs! exclamation : Acronym of "For Fuck's Sake!" [Used mostly in Internet chat rooms.]

fink noun : A contemptible person.

flame verb : To insult someone in a post on a message board.
flamer noun
flaming intransitive verb

floozy also floozie noun : A prostitute who attracts customers by walking the streets.

fook interjection : A euphemism for "fuck." [Mostly used in Internet chat rooms.]

for fuck's sake! exclamation : An exclamation of annoyance.

fu phrasal verb : Acronym of "Fuck You!" [Used mostly in Internet chat rooms.]

fubar adjective : Confused; disorganized. [Acronym of "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition."]

fuck noun:
1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck do you want?
fuck intransitive verb :
To engage in sexual intercourse.
To act wastefully or foolishly.
To interfere; meddle.
fuck verb transitive :
To have sexual intercourse with.
To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
fuck interjection :
Used to express extreme displeasure.

fuck-all squared adjective : Absolutely nothing. [Irish slang]

fucked up phrasal verb :
1. To be in confused or disorderly state. ["He was fucked-up."]
2. To make a mistake. ["I really fucked-up there!"]

fucker noun : A contemptible person.

fuckface noun : Ugly-looking and/or stupid-looking.

fuckhead noun : A person regarded as inept, foolish, or contemptible.

fucknut noun : A person regarded as eccentric or irrational. [A contraction of "Fucking Nutcase."]

fuck off phrasal verb : Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

fuck over phrasal verb : To treat unfairly; take advantage of.

fucktard noun : A person regarded as stupid, foolish or socially inept. [A contraction of "Fucking Retard."]

fuck up phrasal verb : To make a mistake; bungle something.
fuck-up noun : An incompetent, unsuccessful person; a failure. ["He's a total fuck-up."]

fuckwit noun : A stupid or inept person.

fuck you phrasal verb : A rebuke; an expression of anger or annoyance.

fugly adjective : Extremely unattractive. [A contraction of "Fucking Ugly."]

fruit flies noun plural : Heterosexual women who socialize extensively with gay men.

geek noun :
1. A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
2. A person who is good in scientific or technical pursuits but is socially inept.
3. A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts.

geezer noun : An old person, especially an eccentric old man.

gimp noun : An idiotic, incompetent, useless person; someone who is lame.

gimpette noun : A female gimp.

gimpzoid noun : An idiotic, incompetent, mentally unstable person. [A contraction of "Gimp" and "Schizoid."]
gimpzoidal adjective

git noun : An idiot or contemptible person.

goof or goofball noun : A mildly offensive word meaning a funny or silly person.

goon noun : A stupid or oafish person.

grubby adjective : Dirty; unwashed; messy.

grungy adjective : Dirty; unwashed; messy.

high-maintenance adjective : Someone who is needy or greedy in a relationship.

half-wit noun : A person of subnormal intelligence.

headcase noun : A crazy or eccentric person.

hockey whore noun : A sluttish groupie. A girl who goes to hockey games hoping to get a date with the players.

hoebag noun : A person who has sex frequently with many different partners.

hoochie noun : A promiscuous female, prostitute.

hoser noun : A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

hung like a tic tac phrase : To have a very small penis.

in deep shit phrase : In big trouble.

in bits adjective : Mentally confused or anguished.

iffy adjective : Unsound, incorrect, improbable, suspicious.

jackoff, jerkoff, jagoff, jaggoff noun :
1. A person who masturbates.
2. A detestable person.

jackshit adjective : To know nothing. ["He knows jackshit about it!"]
jackshitter verb : Someone who talks about a subject of which they possess little or no knowledge.

jizzmopper noun : Someone who has a menial job. [A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.]

knob also nob noun :
1. A penis.
2. An idiot; an objectionable person.

knobhead also nobhead noun : An idiot; a contemptible person.

knucklehead noun : A stupid person; a blockhead.

kooky adjective : Strange; out of the ordinary; weird.

lamer noun : A person regarded as lame in a particular endeavor. [Used mostly among flamers, gamers and hackers.]
lamerz noun plural

lipstick lesbian noun : An effeminate lesbian.

lob noun : A clumsy dull person; a lout.

loopy adjective :
1. Unstable or crazy.
2. Strange, as if sedated or otherwise on drugs. ("That shit was making me feel loopy.")

lot lizard noun : A prostitute who visits truck-stop parking lots searching for customers.

lug noun : A clumsy fool; a blockhead.

lunkhead noun : A stupid person; a dolt.

minger also minga noun : An exceptionally unattractive-looking person.
minging adjective

mo fo noun : Abbreviation of "motherfucker" but not used as a derogative.

mondo bizarro adjective : Extremely strange; weird.

mong also monger noun :
1. An imbecile. [Abbreviation for someone with Down Syndrome, Mongoloid.]
2. A peddler; usually someone who deals in something undesirable: a scandalmonger; a warmonger; an insultmonger.

monkey noun : A person who is mocked, duped, or made to appear a fool. ["They made a monkey out of him."]

motherfucker noun : Something regarded as thoroughly unpleasant, frustrating, or despicable.

mumbo jumbo noun : Nonsense or something one doesn't understand.

nerd noun : An intelligent, studious, obsessive and socially inept person.

net-head noun : A person obsessed with using the internet.

no shit, Sherlock! exclamation : Exclamation of surprise; usually ironic or sarcastic.

nunya : A contraction of "none of your business."

nut noun : A crazy or eccentric person.
nut verb : To ejaculate.

nuts noun : Testicles.
nuts adjective : Crazy; insane.

nutcase noun : A crazy or eccentric person.

oinker noun : A fat person.

open a can of whoop-ass v. phrase : To beat someone up. ["If he says that again, I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on him."]

own transitive verb : To defeat someone severely in a verbal argument or in a competition. ["I own you!"]
owned verb : Someone who was severely defeated in a verbal argument by an opponent.
ownage verb : The state of being owned. [Common usage among flamers and gamers.]

palooka noun : A stupid or clumsy person.

pansy noun : A male who is considered to be effeminate.

pantywaist noun : A boy or man who is considered weak or effeminate.

patsy noun : A person easily taken advantage of, cheated, blamed, or ridiculed.

pig noun : A member of the social or political establishment, especially one holding sexist or racist views.

pisser noun : One that is extremely disagreeable.

p.i.t.a or pita phrase : Acronym for "Pain In The Ass."

pleb noun : An inferior, insignificant or common person. [Abbreviation of "Plebeian."]

plonker noun :
1. A penis.
2. Fool, idiot, a despicable person.

poontang noun : Used as a disparaging term for a woman; vulgarism for vagina.

porker noun : A fat person.

prick noun : A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.

pud noun : A fool.

puke verb : To vomit; usually from disgust. ["Your picture made me puke."]

pussy noun :
1. The vagina.
2. A man regarded as weak, timid, or unmanly.

pussy whipped adjective : A man who is obedient to his female partner.

queen noun : An effeminate gay man.

retard noun :
1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

rectal ranger noun : A man who regularly practices anal sex; usually with other men.

rough adjective : Someone who is unrefined in manner or appearance; coarse. ["She looks a bit rough."]

sap or saphead noun : A gullible person; a dupe.

sausage jockey noun : A male homosexual.

scab noun :
1. A person regarded as contemptible.
2.
a. A worker who refuses membership in a labor union.
b. An employee who works while others are on strike; a strikebreaker.
c. A person hired to replace a striking worker.

scum or scumbag noun : One, such as a person or an element of society, that is regarded as despicable or worthless.

scuzzbucket noun : A despicable, sleazy person.

scuzzy adjective :
1. Dirty; grimy.
2. Disreputable; sleazy.

schlong noun : Penis.

schmuck or shmuck noun : A clumsy or stupid person; an oaf.

screw you phrasal verb : A rebuke; an expression of anger or annoyance.

scrubber noun : A coarse and sexually amenable or promiscuous woman.

shambolic adjective : Disorganized, mismanaged.

shank noun : A sexually unattractive woman with loose morals; usually thin, small-breasted and not good-looking.
shanky adjective

sheepshagger noun : A rural person with no sex partners other than sheep.

shirtlifter noun : A male homosexual.

shit-faced adjective : Very inebriated; usually leading to vomiting.

shite noun : Alternative spelling/pronunciation of "shit."

shithead noun : A person regarded as inept, foolish, or contemptible.

shitlist noun : A list of people one is angry with.

shitkicker noun : A coarse, unsophisticated person.

shit-stabber noun : A male homosexual.

shitstain noun : A contemptible person of no value.

slapper noun : A coarse and sexually amenable or promiscuous woman.

son of a bitch noun : A person regarded as thoroughly mean or disagreeable.

space king noun : A male who is inattentive or forgetful.

space queen noun : A female who is inattentive or forgetful.

stfu phrase : Acronym of "Shut The Fuck Up."

stinker noun :
1. A contemptible person.
2. An awkward, difficult task.

stumblebum noun :
1. A person regarded as blundering or inept.
2. A punch-drunk or second-rate prizefighter.

suck verb : To be inadequate, displeasing, or of poor quality.

sucker noun :
1. A person easily taken advantage of, cheated, blamed, or ridiculed.
2. A person. Used as a generalized term of reference, often as an intensive: He's a mean sucker.

tard noun : Short for retard.

tight-ass also tight-arse noun :
1. A person who is overly tense or nervous.
2. A stingy person; a miser.
3. A person who is rigidly conventional, as in manners, opinions, and tastes.
tight-assed, tight-arsed adjective

the mark noun : A person regarded as weak and defenseless; an easy victim; a patsy.

toe-rag noun : A contemptible, worthless person.

tool noun :
1. The penis.
2. A person used to carry out the designs of another; a dupe.

tossbag also tosspot noun : A detestable person.

tosser noun :
1. A person who masturbates (applies to males only).
2. A detestable person.

trailer trash noun : A derogatory term for people who are poor.

turd noun :
1. A piece of excrement.
2. A contemptible person.

turkey noun :
1. A person considered inept or undesirable.
2. A failure, especially a failed theatrical production or movie.

twat noun :
1. The vulva.
2. A woman or girl.
3. A contemptible person.

twerp also twirp noun : A person regarded as insignificant and contemptible.

twit noun : A foolishly annoying person.

ugly as sin phrase : Very ugly.

unhinged adjective : Insane, mentally unstable and unpredictable.

up your bum! exclamation : An angry and dismissive exclamation.

up yours! exclamation : Exclamation of anger or defiance, usually directed at someone.

verbal diarrhea noun : Incessant and aimless talk.

wack also wacko noun : A person regarded as eccentric or irrational.

wanker noun :
1. A person who masturbates.
2. A detestable person.

wanksta noun : Someone who pretends to be a gangster.

weirdo noun :
1. A person regarded as being very strange or eccentric.
2. A deranged, potentially dangerous person.

wimp noun : A person who is regarded as weak or ineffectual.
wimped, wimping intransitive verb

windbag noun : A talkative person who communicates nothing of substance or interest.

wuss noun : A person regarded as weak or timid and especially as unmanly.
wussy adjective

yahoo noun : A weird person.

yob noun : A rowdy, aggressive, or violent young man. [Boy spelled backward]

zit zapper noun : A teenager with pimples.

zero noun : A person regarded as being insignificant; a nonentity.

zilch noun : A person regarded as being insignificant; a nonentity.