DESCRIBING A WOMAN

The best way of describing a woman is to use a ball.

At 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.

At 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men after her.

At 38, she is a Golf ball - 1 man after her.

At 48, she is a Ping-Pong ball - 2 men pushing to each other.

DESCRIBING A MAN

The best way of describing a man is to compare him to fruits.

At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so much to offer, so little to give.

At 30 - He is like a durian; dangerous but delicious.

At 40 - He is like a water-melon; big, round & juicy.

At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the season comes once in a year.

At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap.

What women think about sex

At age 8 ignore it.

At age 18 experience it.

At age 28 look for it.

At age 38 ask for it.

At age 48 beg for it.

At age 58 pay for it.

At age 68 pray for it.

At age 78 forget it!

Men's sexual stages

At 20 tries daily

At 30 tries weekly

At 40 tries weakly

At 50 tries & tries

At 60 tries & cries

At 70 tries & dies!