Woman Dicitonery:


  • Yes = No
  • No = Yes
  • Maybe = No
  • I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
  • We need = I want
  • It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
  • Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
  • We need to talk  =  I need to complain
  • Sure go ahead  =  I don't want you to
  • I'm not upset  =  Of course I'm upset, you moron
  • You're so manly  =  You need a shave and you sweat a lot
  • Be romantic, turn out the lights  = I have flabby thighs
  • This kitchen is so inconvenient  = I want a new house
  • I want new curtains  = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
  • I heard a noise  =  I noticed you were almost asleep
  • Do you love me?  =  I'm going to ask for something expensive
  • How much do you love me?  = I did something today you're going to hate
  • I'll be ready in a minute  = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
  • You have to learn to communicate  =  Just agree with me
  • Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead
     

     
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