Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus


 

Difference in approachcat

According to John Gray, Ph.D.
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, men and women approach even the most basic things from completely different angles. Some examples:

MONEY:

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

BATHROOM:

The typical man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, comb, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS:

A woman has the last word in EVERY argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but does she ever.

DRESSING UP:

A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

APPEARANCE:

Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

CHILDREN:

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments adn romances, best friends favorite foods, secret fears, and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house

 

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