16 Reasons why diet cola is better than a man

1. A diet cola is satisfying all the time. 2. You can dump a diet cola when you've had enough. 3. It generally lasts longer. 4. It's available in a variety of sizes. 5. You only need one. 6. Diet cola comes in a can, not in your mouth. 7. When you swallow a diet cola, you only get 1 calorie. 8. A diet cola doesn't dirty your sheets or dishes. 9. A diet cola will silently and patiently wait for you. 10. You can ignore a diet cola for days and it will still be there when you want it. 11. A diet cola respects you as much at night as it does in the morning. 12. When you swallow a diet cola, it doesn't leave an aftertaste in your mouth. 13. People don't talk if you've had 3 or 4 of them. 14. No privacy is needed to enjoy one. 15. Even if you spill one in bed, it won't make you sleep in a wet spot. 16. You can have a headache and enjoy it.