=======  Glorious Ways to Propose & Reject =======

 

 

Boy (Proposing):

I wish I was one of your tears,

So I could be born in your eye,

Run down your cheek,

And die on your lips.

 

Girl (Rejecting):

I don't mind where you die.. As long as you do!

 

Boy:

Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

 

Girl:

So, how many times did you fail kinder garden?

 

Boy:

Are your legs tired?

Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

 

Girl:

Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!

 

Boy:

Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

 

Girl:

How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

 

Boy:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

 

Girl:

Yeah.. Why don't you walk by and just keep walking!

 

Boy:

What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

 

Girl:

What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

 

Boy:

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

 

Girl:

(Too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would enough)

 

Boy:

You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

 

Girl:

You can be sure of going to hell.. Your stupidity will assure you of a place!

 

Boy:

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

 

Girl:

So, that's your problem.. Simple algebra!

 

 

 

 

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